Open letter

October 7, 2015 § 4 Comments

Dear Internet

Yes, this for the whole internet. Please listen up. You have to stop now. Enough with the cats.

The bacon and coffee I can take, the wine I can tolerate, I’d best not comment on the motivational quotes as I’ve posted a few myself, but the cats have to stop.

Cats are horrible creatures – anyone with any sense knows that. They’re not friendly, they scratch, they don’t come when they’re called, and they leave that revolting hair everywhere.

And most of them won’t go for a walk on a lead, although I bet there are a few who do, just to prove me wrong. Because cats are just otherwise in general.

And as for the playing cruelly with half-dead critters, well, ugh.

If can’t give up cats altogether, can we at least negotiate a week, or a day – even just an hour? Challenge yourself, you know? Do something else. Like reading a book or cooking a meal or reading about something other than cats on the internet.

A change is as good as a holiday, they say, and I could really use a holiday.

Love,

Mandy

PS. This post was not sponsored by any dogs.

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